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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me: let's tame a wyvern! Fam: yeah sure. Fam: first we will have to build a…

Me: let's tame a wyvern!
Fam: yeah sure.
Fam: first we will have to build a trap, and get a wyvern in there, then knock it unconcious, get milk, steal egg, and hatch it!
Me: ok
Later...
Me: We got a wyvern trapped!
Magical wyvern: NOPE.
Magical wyvern: *squeezes though bars of behemoth gateway trap.
Fam: ...
Tribe of mom killed by lvl 500 poison wyvern
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*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your baby wyvern, raise your baby wyvern for many real life days, never sleep, starve, make sure you got lots of milk, get arthritis, play non-stop, never see society again, boom you have yourself a wyvern."
"Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."