Me: let's tame a wyvern!

Fam: yeah sure.

Fam: first we will have to build a trap, and get a wyvern in there, then knock it unconcious, get milk, steal egg, and hatch it!

Me: ok

Later...

Me: We got a wyvern trapped!

Magical wyvern: NOPE.

Magical wyvern: *squeezes though bars of behemoth gateway trap.

Fam: ...

Tribe of mom killed by lvl 500 poison wyvern