How the velonasuar came to be

Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?

Scientist 2:No

Scientist 1:Well lets make one!

2: mm ok

1: get a dilo

2: got it

1:make it 10x bigger

2:done

1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!

2:ok?

1:creat it with infinite stamina

2:created

1:trian it to run freaky fast!

2: has been trained

The third one walks in-

3:what is that!?

1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!

3:lets call it a velonasuar

2: Great idea

When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...

Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?

Real men punch them out.

SMART men circle them and konk ‘em out with tranqs.

These should be used to guard Area 51.

Hehe raptor go pew pew pew pew brrrrr

A walking machine gun, have fun

The sound effect should be pewpewpew

Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.

Velonsaur: Hold my beer...

So a raptor and a thorny dragon got really drunk one time and the baby was born with dilo frills