What are some funny jokes or stories about the velonasaur? Funny velonasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me having a good time on my 145 ptera on extinction I fly low to the ground and do you know what happened it blasted me outta the air HE CAN HIT HIS SHOTS ⬆️ this so people don’t die
Me: alright going to sleep now! Velonosaur: YOUR NEVA GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF MEE
Have you ever seen a living turret search up Velonasaur then you would have.
Write spindles in search and it will show up a velonasaur lol
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Dilo has evolved into… a sentient assault rifle with anger issues!
Oh, a survivor! Btdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtd!
Can't get auto turrets? If not just tame these, put on turret mode and aggressive lvl a lot into melee and BAM there you go your living auto turret
This guy should give crossbow torpor
CHANGE MY MIND
If you search for “Spindles” this Dino shows up
If a thorny dragon was done with your shit
Why do we need a Shiny Tree Velociraptor?
Velonos are basically alpha dilos
I'm from the future and I've replaced all my heavy turrents with these bad boys and they do 4x the damage of a heavy turrent
Peeps in extinction: who need turrets when you have semiautomatic rifles aka a porcupines dinosaur
Tropo in air this on ground *ride of Valkyries playing* BRRRRRRRRRRRR DONT GIVE UP BOIS!!!!!!!!!!! PEWPEW
“There, right there, that’s a Velonasaur. Can shoot spikes like crazy and can kill you in seconds. Imma go and touch it!”
(For maximum effect of laughter, have a friend read this in an Australian accent)
me:walks on enemy base all velonosaurs in the area:ENEMY SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!!
Real men Don't use net gun. I use a stegosaurus to soak the damage and I knocking it out.
When you have a minigun and then ark hears about it they say MAKE A FRIGGIN MINIGUN DINOSAUR THAT SHOOTS SPIKES