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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the velonasaur? Funny velonasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2023-08-18T02:44:19+00:00

spike go pew pew:D

pew pew pew pew

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2023-08-11T17:48:38+00:00

A pretty looks like boss from Pacific rim

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2023-06-20T01:35:20+00:00

Go to all and read some of the tips it will sound like an ad or commercial for something or like mini guns

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-13T04:02:53+00:00

We only have two people in my tribe that has extinkshon so it is hared to get b

Volanasors so we bread them but we have a timer till we have to get off so it is a vary long task my volanasor is 24 persent and it has ben 2 dayes all rady😪😪😪😪😓😓

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-26T01:58:49+00:00

I never had one I just wanted to make a tip so here tip I lied it statement no one loves you

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2023-10-08T13:05:12+00:00

Spikey saur is shooting Pam Pam pew then I did robot chicken and waffles to the spikey saur

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2023-09-04T22:35:57+00:00

Yawn. Time to look at myself in the mirr-AHHHH!I’VE GOT SPINDLES ALL OVER MY-LETS KILL ALL HUMANITY-AND DINOMANITY!!!

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-25T22:44:21+00:00

Me on Saturday Tuesday

And

Monday!

score -5 · Answer 9 · 2019-03-19T17:43:40+00:00

Running from a velonasaur

Holy shit they added a lmg

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-11T00:43:02+00:00

Bennett sucks🤪🤪🤪😯😯😯😉💀🦍😡😡😉

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2024-12-29T12:30:26+00:00

You unlocked Tek and crafted it

Velo: Wow shiny i wanna get that

Player died to Velo

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2023-06-13T07:27:44+00:00

A demogorgon with a face.

score -6 · Answer 13 · 2018-11-11T15:00:00+00:00

It’s just a Mini Manticore, but it cannot fly

score -5 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-14T16:37:17+00:00

S*xy velona

Velona worm BOM!

Chewiecatt:WAHT??

Velona:I HIT REPORT IMA FIND DIS KILLER TO WIN.

stormfury:ARK-DoDo evolved is what KDyt says.Tricks and trusts smiles.raptorbot:you try to hic me

Tricks and trusts:you saying hack

Chewiecatt:WAHT??VeLoNa,YOU DID:)LMFAO ME ALONE!!Velona:lol raptor swam last year and is real.Raptorbot kicked.managamr smiles.raptorbot in the server.stormfury killed by developer r-X

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2023-07-09T04:22:10+00:00

They shoot your eques right from beneath you!!!!

The reader

score -9 · Answer 16 · 2019-12-10T22:28:05+00:00

I...Hate...This...Little...Shit...So...Gosh...Dang...Much.

vote to top to see more of this little %#^*<~

I thank you for your time,and good bye. Now smash your ark disc and go play Fortnite. Good bye.

score -5 · Answer 17 · 2023-07-09T04:24:16+00:00

Hey there’s darts coming at me. What is that thing woah I’ll die crash.

The reader

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2024-12-27T03:38:01+00:00

Told my new to ark friend to pet one...

It sniped him plus I told him to pet a Rex did that and I punched him in the wyvern trench and he keeped falling in there then him pet I magmasaur I keep getting him to kill him self 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2025-02-19T19:44:41+00:00

It's an extra ugly and bushy protoceratops

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2026-02-22T13:08:18+00:00

Why does it have that demogorgon thingy around its neck