Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
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Volanasors so we bread them but we have a timer till we have to get off so it is a vary long task my volanasor is 24 persent and it has ben 2 dayes all radyπͺπͺπͺπͺππ
Volanasors so we bread them but we have a timer till we have to get off so it is a vary long task my volanasor is 24 persent and it has ben 2 dayes all radyπͺπͺπͺπͺππ
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Roses are red violets are blue this thing is ugly ima kill you
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
Bolo your friend and run
You look back and see a thousand spikes going through your friend and in too youuuuuu arrrr helppppp meeeeeee
You look back and see a thousand spikes going through your friend and in too youuuuuu arrrr helppppp meeeeeee
When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
Raptor had sex with cactus. That's all for today.
Fun idea: have a karkinos pick this bad boy up, have it set to turret mode and you can have your giant spider crab with a living gun.
These should be used to guard Area 51.
Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...
