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Volanasors so we bread them but we have a timer till we have to get off so it is a vary long task my volanasor is 24 persent and it has ben 2 dayes all radyπͺπͺπͺπͺππ
More Velonasaur Funny Tips
Yo,if chary will post an angry rator in his vid
you should be ppr! $_$
No need to be scared just astrids deadly nadder with no wings
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
Why do these things only damage thatch?
Velonasaur AKA worst raid Dino unless u shoot tower Dinoβs.
When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
Write spindles in search and it will show up a velonasaur lol
These should be used to guard Area 51.
Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
Person goes to the pub .
Human ; bragging about his new giga .
Velonasaur : hold my beer ...
velonasaur ; ( shoots )
Human : my giga no good
Need one of this thing
Velonasaur : that will teach him
Human comes back with three rexs
Velonasaur: easy bring it on
Velonasaur kills all the rexs
Human ; this is impossible I give up
Velonasaur: eh
Person goes to the pub .
Human ; bragging about his new giga .
Velonasaur : hold my beer ...
velonasaur ; ( shoots )
Human : my giga no good
Need one of this thing
Velonasaur : that will teach him
Human comes back with three rexs
Velonasaur: easy bring it on
Velonasaur kills all the rexs
Human ; this is impossible I give up
Velonasaur: eh