Me on Saturday Tuesday
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
1:creat it with infinite stamina
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
This dilo got too drunk with a thorny dragon on a saturday night ;)
Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
These should be used to guard Area 51.
Dilo injected on liquid element
Thorny dragon what did Rockwell do to you?????
One day at the ark developers table.
Dev 1: we need a new creature.
Dev 2: something real?
Dev 1: no, something... like a hybrid.
Dev 3: ooh ooh. Let's call Dr: wu.
Dev 1: from that jurrasic movie?
Dev 3: yeah!
Dr: wu: i believe that all my creations are beautiful in how they're created. So this dino should be something beautiful, but dangerous.
Dev 2: what are you proposing?
Dr: wu: we mix a dilo with machine gun, and why not give it some poisonous genes. And just for the sake of it, we add raptor genes.
Dev 1, 2, and 3: genius!
Bum bum bum!!!! 🎵🎵🎵
A walking machine gun, have fun
Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...