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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the velonasaur? Funny velonasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2021-11-24T02:03:43+00:00

Is he a corrupted dinosaur.

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-09-08T18:58:34+00:00

Dis ding so

OOO. OOOOO. OOO

O O. O. O. O. O

OOOOO. OOOOOOOOO. O. O

O. O. O. O. O. O

OOO. O. O. OOO

AT CLOSE UP ATTACK

BUT HE DA BEST ASSAULT RIFFLE IN DA WORLD

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-07-30T11:17:02+00:00

It’s like a turret but better

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-21T20:01:04+00:00

I don’t know how this is in Genesis part two If it is also in extinction It also kind of makes sense because the ship departed from Earth it must’ve gotten onto the ship somehow make sure to like this tip

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-13T00:37:27+00:00

Who thinks this looks like the demigorgan from stranger things?!?

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-04-13T04:08:44+00:00

Velonasuar: I snipe enemies from a distance with my overpowered needles and can kill any Dino

Giga: ha ha I go chomp

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-01-29T22:30:47+00:00

Me:that looks cool

Forcetame

Me: gets on go too the nearest lake me:this is so much more effective then a harpoon :D

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-12-31T15:29:17+00:00

How the velonosaur was made:

A dilophosaur decided to go into the desert and rubbed against a cactus. Then it decided to get machine guns on its fins(I don’t know what they are called) and became a walking machine gun. Repeat that around a hundred times and then you get a velonosaur

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-18T03:05:50+00:00

Creature from avatar wid da blue people👤

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-18T03:02:51+00:00

When u go to Russia and u get a dilo and u find element u get a Walking MINIGUN!

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2019-09-24T21:36:04+00:00

Up. vote most op creature because tail swing

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2019-06-11T06:13:39+00:00

These dickheads are always next to thorny dragons

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2018-12-14T02:02:09+00:00

You know you got a good dino when it dances.

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-16T22:30:05+00:00

Tribe I'm raiding but I'm defense:run!!! Ahh!!!!!. Me:Puts on pixel sun glasses and turns music to serous burn. Me:you better run alpha tribes and tek tribes becuase I got a level 270 velonosaur with me. The tribe I'm raiding: puts up a million turrets. Me:blocks turret bullets with velonosaur and wrecks c4 a guy has. Me: uh oh. I'd better run. Nuclear bomb explosion. Me:have fun being dead tribe I'm raiding.

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-07-10T08:08:43+00:00

Free spikes for all, still softer than my girlfriends legs.

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-06-23T07:29:00+00:00

Raptor+dilo=rapdolosaurus 😆 😆

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2022-12-17T21:04:55+00:00

I ges stranger things made a off brand Demogorgon

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-08-30T21:44:59+00:00

The true thorny dragon

I’m scared

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2019-02-07T15:39:40+00:00

If the terminators weapons were Dino’s... they would be these awesome creatures! The M2 machine guns of ARK!!!

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2023-04-12T19:22:42+00:00

I wasn't thinking this guy could reach ME ans not my tame so a velonasaur level 107 killed me i was so scared about my otter but when i come back later my otter killed it and he was attacking a magmasaur , i wasn't thinking my otter was that strong 😂