Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Tribe I'm raiding but I'm defense:run!!! Ahh!!!!!. Me:Puts on pixel sun glasses and turns music to serous burn. Me:you better run alpha tribes and tek tribes becuase I got a level 270 velonosaur with me. The tribe I'm raiding: puts up a million turrets. Me:blocks turret bullets with velonosaur and wrecks c4 a guy has. Me: uh oh. I'd better run. Nuclear bomb explosion. Me:have fun being dead tribe I'm raiding.
More Velonasaur Funny Tips
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea