Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
More Velonasaur Funny Tips
Imagine being the first person to find this:
Look at that imma going to tame it
*Gets close*
Ahhhhhhhhh
Run itβs a living mini gun
When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
Real men punch them out.
SMART men circle them and konk βem out with tranqs.
These should be used to guard Area 51.
A walking machine gun, have fun
Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...
The sound effect should be pewpewpew
Raptor + turret = Velonasaur . Honestly seems a TLC if the raptor.