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One day at the ark developers table.

Dev 1: we need a new creature.

Dev 2: something real?

Dev 1: no, something... like a hybrid.

Dev 3: ooh ooh. Let's call Dr: wu.

Dev 1: from that jurrasic movie?

Dev 3: yeah!

Dr: wu: i believe that all my creations are beautiful in how they're created. So this dino should be something beautiful, but dangerous.

Dev 2: what are you proposing?

Dr: wu: we mix a dilo with machine gun, and why not give it some poisonous genes. And just for the sake of it, we add raptor genes.

Dev 1, 2, and 3: genius!

Bum bum bum!!!! 🎵🎵🎵

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