How the velonasuar came to be

Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?

Scientist 2:No

Scientist 1:Well lets make one!

2: mm ok

1: get a dilo

2: got it

1:make it 10x bigger

2:done

1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!

2:ok?

1:creat it with infinite stamina

2:created

1:trian it to run freaky fast!

2: has been trained

The third one walks in-

3:what is that!?

1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!

3:lets call it a velonasuar

2: Great idea

Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...

Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?

These should be used to guard Area 51.

This dilo got too drunk with a thorny dragon on a saturday night ;)

Thorny dragon what did Rockwell do to you?????

One day at the ark developers table.

Dev 1: we need a new creature.

Dev 2: something real?

Dev 1: no, something... like a hybrid.

Dev 3: ooh ooh. Let's call Dr: wu.

Dev 1: from that jurrasic movie?

Dev 3: yeah!

Dr: wu: i believe that all my creations are beautiful in how they're created. So this dino should be something beautiful, but dangerous.

Dev 2: what are you proposing?

Dr: wu: we mix a dilo with machine gun, and why not give it some poisonous genes. And just for the sake of it, we add raptor genes.

Dev 1, 2, and 3: genius!

Bum bum bum!!!! 🎵🎵🎵

Dilo injected on liquid element

A walking machine gun, have fun

Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.

Velonsaur: Hold my beer...