Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
One time I was had a sheld and I was walking up to it and it saw me and I put up my sheld and I almost died it took one second for it to destroy my sheld was wood though but dang it is strong
More Velonasaur Funny Tips
Imagine being the first person to find this:
Look at that imma going to tame it
*Gets close*
Ahhhhhhhhh
Run itβs a living mini gun
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
Real men punch them out.
SMART men circle them and konk βem out with tranqs.
These should be used to guard Area 51.
A walking machine gun, have fun
Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...
The sound effect should be pewpewpew
Raptor + turret = Velonasaur . Honestly seems a TLC if the raptor.