Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Trying to make friends with somebody with full master craft flak accidentally do tail swing and now you realize it the alpha tribe you run back to your base to realize your 36747 mana and all your turrets gone and a note left sayingβ it wasnβt a accident you scream irl and then you get evicted for noise complaints, all because of a miss click
More Velonasaur Funny Tips
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
Real men punch them out.
SMART men circle them and konk βem out with tranqs.
These should be used to guard Area 51.
A walking machine gun, have fun
It's basically Nature's mini gunπ€ͺππ€£
Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...
The sound effect should be pewpewpew
Wildcard: dev letβs make a new Dino
Dev: ok
Wildcard: but no hybrids this time
Dev: GREAT IDEA
Wildcard: sighs*
Dev: letβs make it a raptor
Wildcard: okβ¦
Dev: that is mixed with a dilophosaur
Wildcard: okβ¦..
Dev: and it shoots darts out of the neck
Wildcard: what have you done dev
Ark player: a new Di- dies from lvl 50 velonasaur*