Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Trying to make friends with somebody with full master craft flak accidentally do tail swing and now you realize it the alpha tribe you run back to your base to realize your 36747 mana and all your turrets gone and a note left saying” it wasn’t a accident you scream irl and then you get evicted for noise complaints, all because of a miss click
More Velonasaur Funny Tips
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea