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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

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This dilo got too drunk with a thorny dragon on a saturday night ;)
More Velonasaur Funny Tips
Is it just me, or could this creature be in the next Jurassic World movie?
Me riding my owl: itβs a magical pony flying through the sky on a magical tue-
Velonsaurs: shoot it downβ¦
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
The forest spirit and the raptor were more then friendsβ¦π³
When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
Real men punch them out.
SMART men circle them and konk βem out with tranqs.
These should be used to guard Area 51.
The raptor and the forest titan were more then friendsβ¦π
Thorny dragon what did Rockwell do to you?????