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How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
Wildcard: dev let’s make a new Dino
Dev: ok
Wildcard: but no hybrids this time
Dev: GREAT IDEA
Wildcard: sighs*
Dev: let’s make it a raptor
Wildcard: ok…
Dev: that is mixed with a dilophosaur
Wildcard: ok…..
Dev: and it shoots darts out of the neck
Wildcard: what have you done dev
Ark player: a new Di- dies from lvl 50 velonasaur*