If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

Time to play some death games and make a Netflix series out of it

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

This thing just KRACKENS me up.

Yeah ok I'll go

Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!

Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

They like black balls in their mouths.. that's all I'm gonna say.

They like black balls in their mouths.. that's all I'm gonna say.