People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.

Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?

Up for respects to mobile.

If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

It’s not too violent, or violent at all. See? Dododex didn’t lie! Now grab your raft and some mejos.

This thing just KRACKENS me up.

Yeah ok I'll go

Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!

Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

They like black balls in their mouths.. that's all I'm gonna say.