Me: I’ma go tame up a tuso

Me: *searches everywhere but passed by a tuso, hiding behind the rocks*

The tuso: bruh

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

This thing just KRACKENS me up.

Yeah ok I'll go

“Does not want to be tamed right now” me: they can choose??

Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!

Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

Normal squids: ink wind scared tusk:If I go down you’re going down with me