Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

Well that’s not Patrick that’s Squidward

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

I've seen enough hentai to see what he can do

This thing just KRACKENS me up.









Yeah ok I'll go

Run run run your boat gently down the streem

Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.