Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
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It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Itβs squidward and squidward is stubborn and the tuso takes black pearls. Coincidence I think not.
This thing just KRACKENS me up.
Yeah ok I'll go
Yeah ok I'll go
Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer
I've seen enough hentai to see what he can do
Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.
Says taming is non-violent you can lose a lvl 1527 most on this chump