Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I've seen enough hentai to see what he can do

If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

I bet you will get married and have/adopt a kid before you find one.

Were's Moby D1CK when you need him to deal with a giant tentacle monster.

The secret is to find it. Then feed it your soul.

Wow, ark. A giant squid with claws. Nice.
Give it a gun, while youre at it.

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