Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis! Max level alpha tusoteuthis… | Tusoteuthis Funny

3241 points 😂 Funny Apr 3, 2017 Report

Please tell me why it says non-violent... Because when it grabs u and eats u alive it's not very non-violent...

1099 points 😂 Funny Mar 15, 2020 Report

Don't be mean, it just wants a hug might kill you but aye at least you made someone's day

638 points 😂 Funny Dec 25, 2016 Report

If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

579 points 😂 Funny Mar 12, 2017 Report

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

554 points 😂 Funny Jul 27, 2017 Report

This thing just KRACKENS me up.

Yeah ok I'll go

310 points 😂 Funny May 25, 2020 Report

Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

158 points 😂 Funny Mar 5, 2022 Report

Why Yes the taming Process is Non-Violent...

Non-violent on your part.... The Squid can be as violent as it wants....

132 points 😂 Funny Nov 13, 2022 Report

People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.

Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?

Up for respects to mobile.

A lvl 1 manta killed my one 😂😭

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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion