The first Tuso I ever saw was an Alpha. Needless to say, me and my Icthy got slaughtered within five seconds. RIP Flippers.
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
This thing just KRACKENS me up.
Yeah ok I'll go
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.
Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer
They like black balls in their mouths.. that's all I'm gonna say.
I've seen enough hentai to see what he can do
This squid is pretty moist, shove your black pearls down its throat so you can violate anything in the ocean