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Ok when I find him and tame it I will name it the Kraken. I’ll put it in my aquarium.

P.s. my zoo and aquarium costs 4 eerie element to get a full tour. Also tickets sold separately for 2. Plus gourmet Ark food and 24 hour buffet. Didn’t see everything? Stay over night in a luxurious base. First class transportation and more exclusive benefits for a limited time if you use the code word “EERIE” Book your next trip in advance we have a waiting list.

P.s.s. We have round the clock Police any funny business and you go to jail.

Thank you for your business Mr. Kraken.

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