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Tusoteuthis
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Ok when I find him and tame it I will name it the Kraken. I’ll put it in my aquarium.

P.s. my zoo and aquarium costs 4 eerie element to get a full tour. Also tickets sold separately for 2. Plus gourmet Ark food and 24 hour buffet. Didn’t see everything? Stay over night in a luxurious base. First class transportation and more exclusive benefits for a limited time if you use the code word “EERIE” Book your next trip in advance we have a waiting list.

P.s.s. We have round the clock Police any funny business and you go to jail.

Thank you for your business Mr. Kraken.

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Please tell me why it says non-violent... Because when it grabs u and eats u alive it's not very non-violent...

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Don't be mean, it just wants a hug might kill you but aye at least you made someone's day

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If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

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I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

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This thing just KRACKENS me up.

Yeah ok I'll go

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Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.

Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?

Up for respects to mobile.

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Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!

Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

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It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

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This squid is pretty moist, shove your black pearls down its throat so you can violate anything in the ocean

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