(On mobile) a few days ago l was looking for a mosasaur in the ocean,until one of these killer creatures came to attack me and my basilo.New trauma unlocked
Is that a squid, an octopus? Nope. That’s your respawn screen.
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.
Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?
Up for respects to mobile.
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
This thing just KRACKENS me up.
Yeah ok I'll go
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.
Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer
They like black balls in their mouths.. that's all I'm gonna say.