
What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok when I find him and tame it I will name it the Kraken. I’ll put it in my aquarium.
P.s. my zoo and aquarium costs 4 eerie element to get a full tour. Also tickets sold separately for 2. Plus gourmet Ark food and 24 hour buffet. Didn’t see everything? Stay over night in a luxurious base. First class transportation and more exclusive benefits for a limited time if you use the code word “EERIE” Book your next trip in advance we have a waiting list.
P.s.s. We have round the clock Police any funny business and you go to jail.
Thank you for your business Mr. Kraken.
I got alot of advice and was ready to tame a tusoteuthis and I told my giant turtle man jacob too get ready for the trip to tame it and he didn't want to go. But I forced him it grabbed ahold of Jacob and I swam to the beak of the squid and I fed it the black pearls but I didn't put enough in 😭 and it ate me then I re-spawned and I never saw Jacob again I'll never bring my important pets to do that stuff one like to pay respects for Jacob 😞
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Kraken (gigantic squid with a gajillion teeth) eats a ship called the black pearl.
Ark: Giant Squid eats black pearls.
Wild Card, “This is a total coincidence!”
Me, “Coincidence? I think not, nice try Wild Card we all know this is completely intentional.”