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What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was looking for silica on my angler at the bottom of the ocean when suddenly a female tuso spawned literally on top of me so I rushed to base grabbed my taming gear and my baryonyx that has 10k health and rushed this squid
Once I found it I rushed it but I got chased by an alpha mosa while heading to the big squid which didn't help the fact that it grabbed my bary and pinned it to the mosa so in a dramatic scene I had to jump off the bary run from the alpha crocodile and shove 50 black pearls up her throat
Safe to say it tames instantly and absolutely shredded that alpha mosa
Ok so I want to tame one. I have an Allie tribe. The leader loves fishing and pirates. He begs me to tame him a pod of dolphins. Anyways I convince him to change his name to Jack Sparrow. He was Black Beard. Then I say to him, “Build a raft and get your tribe to look like pirates. I’ll take a video.” He says, “I love it.” So he gets the tribe of twenty men and a girl together. (She’s Elizabeth Swan) Some buy hats and paint they’re hide outfits. The boys take of they’re shirts. They chose different shoulder mounts. 1monkey 5 of the brightest dimorphs I’ve ever heard of. Elizabeth Swan wearing the brightest of them all and bearing a cutlass. Most are barefoot and the captain looks convincing. Wearing a captains hat, full hide outfit, the monkey, and a cutlass. I say I have the perfect spot for it. They can pretend to raid another all ally with a fancy ship that must have 100 amber in rugs alone. When suddenly the Kraken attacks.
Lets just say I traded 2 allies for 1 Kraken. 😉