Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I've seen enough hentai to see what he can do

If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

Were's Moby D1CK when you need him to deal with a giant tentacle monster.