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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok when I find him and tame it I will name it the Kraken. I’ll put it in my aquarium.
P.s. my zoo and aquarium costs 4 eerie element to get a full tour. Also tickets sold separately for 2. Plus gourmet Ark food and 24 hour buffet. Didn’t see everything? Stay over night in a luxurious base. First class transportation and more exclusive benefits for a limited time if you use the code word “EERIE” Book your next trip in advance we have a waiting list.
P.s.s. We have round the clock Police any funny business and you go to jail.
Thank you for your business Mr. Kraken.
I was looking for silica on my angler at the bottom of the ocean when suddenly a female tuso spawned literally on top of me so I rushed to base grabbed my taming gear and my baryonyx that has 10k health and rushed this squid
Once I found it I rushed it but I got chased by an alpha mosa while heading to the big squid which didn't help the fact that it grabbed my bary and pinned it to the mosa so in a dramatic scene I had to jump off the bary run from the alpha crocodile and shove 50 black pearls up her throat
Safe to say it tames instantly and absolutely shredded that alpha mosa
I got alot of advice and was ready to tame a tusoteuthis and I told my giant turtle man jacob too get ready for the trip to tame it and he didn't want to go. But I forced him it grabbed ahold of Jacob and I swam to the beak of the squid and I fed it the black pearls but I didn't put enough in 😭 and it ate me then I re-spawned and I never saw Jacob again I'll never bring my important pets to do that stuff one like to pay respects for Jacob 😞