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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok so I want to tame one. I have an Allie tribe. The leader loves fishing and pirates. He begs me to tame him a pod of dolphins. Anyways I convince him to change his name to Jack Sparrow. He was Black Beard. Then I say to him, “Build a raft and get your tribe to look like pirates. I’ll take a video.” He says, “I love it.” So he gets the tribe of twenty men and a girl together. (She’s Elizabeth Swan) Some buy hats and paint they’re hide outfits. The boys take of they’re shirts. They chose different shoulder mounts. 1monkey 5 of the brightest dimorphs I’ve ever heard of. Elizabeth Swan wearing the brightest of them all and bearing a cutlass. Most are barefoot and the captain looks convincing. Wearing a captains hat, full hide outfit, the monkey, and a cutlass. I say I have the perfect spot for it. They can pretend to raid another all ally with a fancy ship that must have 100 amber in rugs alone. When suddenly the Kraken attacks.
Lets just say I traded 2 allies for 1 Kraken. 😉
Ok when I find him and tame it I will name it the Kraken. I’ll put it in my aquarium.
P.s. my zoo and aquarium costs 4 eerie element to get a full tour. Also tickets sold separately for 2. Plus gourmet Ark food and 24 hour buffet. Didn’t see everything? Stay over night in a luxurious base. First class transportation and more exclusive benefits for a limited time if you use the code word “EERIE” Book your next trip in advance we have a waiting list.
P.s.s. We have round the clock Police any funny business and you go to jail.
Thank you for your business Mr. Kraken.