An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.

Baah-Dum-Tss

So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

1. Go to a swamp

2. Feed it fertilized eggs

3. Have fun

4. Realize you're unconscious at step 1

*Lands in the swamp to collect a yellow drop*

Boa: Welcome to Tranquility land

I gotta take some hit dammit why am I even here

How to tame a titanoboa in 1 easy step

Don’t !

Why isn't this tameable? Even a dodo isn't stupid enough to be tamed. Ark Logic