An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.


Baah-Dum-Tss

So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

“Non-violent”............... lol

Snake go hssssssssssss it scary be careful hopefully this helped

*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

If you’re in lvl 7 (DO NOT GO NEAR)
i did try DID NOT GO WELL

1. Go to a swamp
2. Feed it fertilized eggs
3. Have fun
4. Realize you're unconscious at step 1