Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnβt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
More Titanoboa Funny Tips
An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
I LIVE IN THE FOREST AND I KEEP SEEING THESE CREEPY NOODLES EVERYWERE! I CANNOT EVEN GET FOOD CAUSE EVERYTIME I WALK OUT THE DOOR ONE OF THEM IS RIGHT THERE WAITING FOR ME TO COME OUT! PLEASE SEND FOODππππ
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle
*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"
Type in snake and u get this WHY it doesnβt even have a s ????
So, why does it have frills like a Dilophosaurus?
Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved