An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.

Baah-Dum-Tss

Xbox. MY BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD

Guys. I think it’s a snake

So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar

*human oh noes ima ded

*tb knocks out human

*pulls out cooked meat

*tames human

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

They’re in your home, they’re coming close, now they’re gonna bite your face-

Bro I am TERRIFIED of these things. The way they slither towards you sends chills down my spine. I’m so terrified that I REFUSE to go anywhere near the swamps unless I have a flying mount.

Can’t sleep?

Punch one of these mfs 💀

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!