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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the thorny dragon? Funny thorny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-03-22T02:04:02+00:00

These little shi-

“A helpful tip should include a few more words”

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2021-01-09T09:06:02+00:00

*angry mumbling* *more angry mumbling* Mmmmrunch!

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2020-01-06T02:54:35+00:00

It can be cute from a distance, but ITS FRICKIN DEADLY UP CLOSE

PS: I suggest you have a mount orelse itll eat your body parts and trust me on this, you DO NOT want to know what happens when it eats you.

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2019-10-14T22:26:19+00:00

Got killed by a lvl 40 when i respawned don’t underestimate these guys

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2019-06-21T13:13:05+00:00

CUTE TURRETS CUTE TURRETS on pillars

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2019-06-01T03:54:35+00:00

Kinda looks like “Horney Dragon” And I was like WTF,Best Ragnorak day ever

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2019-01-21T22:58:18+00:00

Thorny dragon, more like horny dragon AHAHAHA... yeah :p

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2018-03-07T20:41:50+00:00

Hey there a ( falls asleep) dammit lizard (wakes up) run repeat

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2025-09-28T13:35:50+00:00

Why does boi look like a burrito

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2023-01-27T02:39:40+00:00

Thorny dragon more like thorny devil these things are annoying as hell

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2022-11-03T09:05:56+00:00

I think it should be changed to horny dragon XD

(Sorry if you don’t get the joke)

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2022-04-30T17:15:36+00:00

Dis guy exists irl

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2021-05-17T04:13:14+00:00

In scorched earth I knocked out a thorny dragon ON THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN and a argentavis grabbed it and flew away and I tried to follow it and it let it go in the canyons were the dragons live and it fell in the lava.Just saying, it was a level 145 and I was so mad I just shut off the PS4!!😂🤣

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-21T01:27:01+00:00

Thorny dragon more like horny dragon

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2020-11-22T13:19:58+00:00

Me: see it

It: stares me down

Me: gets trapped in its cuteness

Me: goes to snuggle it

It: POISON DAGGER ATTACK!!!

Me: gets nocked out

It: time to die

Me: this is the 16th time

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-02T14:49:37+00:00

Ark creator 1:

Here’s my new creature! U see a porcupine? Make it a reptile, and bigger. Make there cute spikes on its back. Then make the eyes big and voìala! My new creauter, the thorny dragon!

Ark creator 2:

Whoa there rookie! That creatures not weird or annoying, and that’s what people like right?

Ark creator three;

Let’s make those spikes poisoned, they nok u out!

2:

Let’s make it shoot spikes! That nok u out!

1:

Make it travel in herds.... I guess?

3:

BRILLIANT! People will love this!

Everyone:

😡

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2020-06-05T04:03:50+00:00

Cute yet deadly jzjxjiesnuccen

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2020-05-19T10:37:00+00:00

me:dragon yes yes yes I will tame it and it is cute

Dragon: no you will not die or go to sleep

Me: help I’m getting gummed to death oh wait this is single player

Dragon: hahahahaha die die die die

Me:crap

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2020-03-10T18:46:59+00:00

This guy be horny as flip he be knocking you out to have ye

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2019-02-06T18:42:53+00:00

These guys are the tastiest thing I have ever eaten! I find dead thorny dragons that stegos kill every where! (On extinction.)