Ark creator 1:
Here’s my new creature! U see a porcupine? Make it a reptile, and bigger. Make there cute spikes on its back. Then make the eyes big and voìala! My new creauter, the thorny dragon!
Ark creator 2:
Whoa there rookie! That creatures not weird or annoying, and that’s what people like right?
Ark creator three;
Let’s make those spikes poisoned, they nok u out!
Let’s make it shoot spikes! That nok u out!
Make it travel in herds.... I guess?
BRILLIANT! People will love this!
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
This is just a pet that u can get but 50 times bigger
Oh they're kinda cute
*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit
Something that makes no sence at all: thorny devil kibble (mobile)
Me: is this thing on ipad or what?!