Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
In scorched earth I knocked out a thorny dragon ON THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN and a argentavis grabbed it and flew away and I tried to follow it and it let it go in the canyons were the dragons live and it fell in the lava.Just saying, it was a level 145 and I was so mad I just shut off the PS4!!ππ€£
More Thorny Dragon Funny Tips
When you first spawn in but u see on of these bad bois follow the steps b3llow to survive
1.beg for mercy
2.run away
3.jump off the nearby cliff to escape the dragon
4.hit the up arrow if you think wildcard should make these things fly
Me: aww! Look! Soo cuuute! A widdle baby dwagon!
Thorny dragon:rar
Me: aaawwww! So adorable!
Me: hmmmβ¦ on second thought it doesnβt look like a dragon. More like a porcupine armadillo hybrid.
Thorny dragon: ROOOAAAARRRR
me: I TAKE IT BACK HAVE MERCY
So cute! Or am I just weird? Lemme know by upping
Oh they're kinda cute
*gets knocked out by poisonous spikes*
F!@#$
He shall gum you to death after he knocks you out
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, youβll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
If it's a thorny dragon...why does it have no wings???
The greatest mystery of all time..
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Why is there a thorny dragon kibble for mobile but there's no thorny dragon
what the f@#'/
Up for us poor mobile players
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I donβt have teeth you dimwit