Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

me:dragon yes yes yes I will tame it and it is cute
Dragon: no you will not die or go to sleep
Me: help I’m getting gummed to death oh wait this is single player
Dragon: hahahahaha die die die die
Me:crap
Dragon: no you will not die or go to sleep
Me: help I’m getting gummed to death oh wait this is single player
Dragon: hahahahaha die die die die
Me:crap
More Thorny Dragon Funny Tips
Me filling it with stone to build a sentry: hahhah
Friend: Why do tha-
Me: begins playing TF2 theme
Friend: Why do tha-
Me: begins playing TF2 theme
Giving it gentle kisses on the head and saying, “There there little guy. Daddy’s here.” is not a effective way to tame this creature
Legend has it the Thorny Dragon is so cute, you’ll pass out within seconds of seeing it.
Me:Awwwwwww its so cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
(gets closer)
Me:AHHHHHH NOT AS CUTE NOT AS CUTE
(passes out)
Me:Well at least the last thing i saw was cute
Enemy tribe:wow is that a thorny dragon getting carried by a quetzal.
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory
Me:kill my son KILL.
Son AKA thorny dragon:this will be a long and painful death.
Enemy tribe: oh snap
Son AKA thorny dragon:KILL KILL KILL.
Enemy tribe:................................................................dead.
Me:victory
Me : gets knocked out
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit
It: it will be a slow painful death
Me: why
It: I don’t have teeth you dimwit