What are some funny jokes or stories about the thorny dragon? Funny thorny dragon jokes submitted by ARK players.
This guy be horny as flip he be knocking you out to have ye
These guys are the tastiest thing I have ever eaten! I find dead thorny dragons that stegos kill every where! (On extinction.)
I own a bearded dragon named spike so I got this guy :]
It's cute!
A few days later... ThIs-Is-NoT-cUtE
UpDoOt PlZ
Peter Quill aka Star Lord. That boi srsly fcked up infinity war but he's still cute so the fangirls forgive him .-. He shall redeem himself in guardians of the galaxy 3 though , so keep an eye out ❤️
Jeep this in mind naruto fans, look in it's eyes😂😂
Candy causes cavities kids cavity causes no teeth
Don’t you think this guy and the thorny dragon from ark look the same press up if u do
It’s like a bever and a dragon had a beautiful child😄
Wannna be friends *it no knocked *me* yeah if you don't wanna be friends you die
Me as throny noticed a thorny attacking MARA TOPS
Me: mara tops i shall save u!
Me kills thorny as thorny
Me: oh crap i did canabalizum
Useless but I love them anyways
They act all big and scary but with a face like that I think there actually cute
Remove the "T" and u get "horny dragon"
They really don’t want you on the volcano and when they see you it’s game over so you better get off there property
The baby of a porcupine and a lizard
(Dabs)
I shall leave now
This beauty is the definition of
𝐀𝐰𝐰 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫!♥︎
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Thorny dragon more like horny dragon :)
im sorry
I killed one. So sue me,it almost killed my pet dodo. Probalby not the best thing to kill….I feel guilty….
-Dog :3