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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.
I'll tell you the story of ARK:
There were 2 alone people in A island with dinosaurs they met a scientist and his name was doctor Rockwell he killed and raided people he got element he ate it and became a scary Rockwell and he gave both of them a little obelisk part and pushed them to the island once there were there they saw a dodo they tooked that dodo to the mountains there was a giga there he bite the dodo and the dodo became a doodorex he bited helena Walker and she became a overseer the last person was Pete he knew that rock well will kill his sister and then he defeated overseer then came to Rockwell and then defeated him Pete said any last words he said that my brother KING titan will destroy him he thought about going into the world he tamed his servants he defeated king titan and he had a M.O.M.I and then he created meks and created a megameck and destroyed the ark and his sister helena came back for him and when rockwell was defeated he became a human again.
THE END.
Rockwell:No one can defeat me!
What’s app:(Void ghidorah enters chat room)
(Godzilla earth enters chat room)
(Godzilla in hell enters chat room)
(Composite Godzilla Enters Chat room)
(Mechagodzilla enters chat room)
(Kong enters chat room)
(Thermonuclear Godzilla enters chat room)
(Ghidorah enters chat room)
(Zilla enters chat room)
(Shin Godzilla Enters Chat Room)
(Final wars gigan Enters Chat Room)
(Kiryu Enters Chat Room)
(Destroyah Enters Chat Room)
(Burning gojira Enters Chat Room)
Rockwell:aaaaah my pc crashed!
Rockwells pc: ERROR ERROR ERROR! (explodes)
Kong: hey skully!
Skull crawler: what do u want monkey?
Kong: gues what!
Skully:what?
Kong:there is a monster in the arena we saw yesterday!
Skully:REALY?!
Kong: come see!
Skully :what is this place?is that liquid element?
Kong:yeah don’t make much noise cuz is extremely aggressive.
Skully:ok 👌.
Mechagodzilla:WHATS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP GUYYYYYS!!!!!
Kong and skully:oh damn he just woke up!
Mechagodzilla:who?
Kong and skully:the monster! (Screaming)
Rockwell:GET OUT OF MY CAVE!
Kong:shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!(while running)
Skully:IM FASTEST BOY! STILL FASTEST BOY! IM THE FASTEST BOYYYY!(while running)
Mechagodzilla: (proton scream)
Rockwell:Aaah it buuurns!
Mechagodzilla:tan tan tan! >:)
Rockwell:oof(falls down)
Mechagodzilla: DISGUTIIIIIIIING🤮!
Kong and skully: DISGUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!🤢🤮🤢🤮!
What’s app: (Rockwell enters chat room)
Rockwell:I bet goji can’t defeat me!
What’s app:
(Void ghidorah enters chat room)
(Godzilla earth enters chat room)
Void ghidorah: oh hello man >:)!
Godzilla earth:2v1?
Rockwell:ok!
In battle arena:(beating up somebody)
Rockwell:help!
Godzilla earth:don’t mess with my past self again squidy or it’ll be worse!
Void ghidorah:neither with my past self mr squidward!
Rockwell:ok ok got it! 😰
Godzilla in hell:(laughing in the corner)
If this joke is not good just don’t do anithing pls!
Shin Godzilla: where am I? Rockwell: ur in the way to your death😈(hits smash etc..)! Shin Godzilla: (no damage taken). Rockwell:huh?!(hits shin backplates)! Shin Godzilla: (mega Godzilla roar)! U will pay for that!(throws smoke then… FIRE THEN ATOMIC BREATH THEN BACKPLATES ATOMIC BREATH THEN TAIL ATOMIC BREATH)! Rockwell:AHHHHH IM BURNING THIS HURTS! Shin Godzilla: u say ur a god? Well this is how being a god feels like 😈! No realy I felt worse when people attacked my backplates and froze me.
Me: what? How? Where am I ? WHAT ARE THOSE TENTACLES TRYING TO KILL ME?! WHAT IS THAT WEIRD THING THAT LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY HUMAN?! WHAT THE F… IS THIS PLACE?! Rockwell: SHUT UP ############! Me: wt. did you just call me? Rockwell:is that a potion you have? Me: (drinks something). Rockwell:HUH?! Me: (turns into shin Godzilla). Rockwell:HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! Me:prepare to die ###########😈! Rockwell:Oh hell no! Me: (throws fire then atomic breath then backplates atomic breath then tail atomic breath)! Rockwell:(WASTED)!
Me:Hello
Rockwell:FEAR ME!
Me:Um NO.
Rockwell:How dare u not fear me.
Me:Cuz I don't wanna
-Rockwell yeets me-
-i respawn and come back with a bat and tintoberrys-
-I wack Rockwell 1000000000000000000 times-
Me:How r u not dead?!
Rockwell:.....
Rockwell:Cuz.
Me:Alr.
Grabs a King titan-
-Thylcolo huntress