My rex (juvenile): dad?

Me: yes?

Rex: will i have a kid if i grow up?

Me: maybe.

Rex (adult): [sees a male rhyno and k*** it]

Rex: ohh? What's this? Is lunch?

Rex: [eats]

Me: R U K Rex?

Rex: umm, yes.

Me: [sees female rhyno]

Rhyno: "sniff sniff", you my Boy....

Rex: huh?

Rhyno: [grabs rex]

Rex: "help me dad"

Rex: I told you I will have kids

Me: [gets memorial ready]

Rex: Oh! It's time!

Me: [sobs uncontrollably]

Rex: oh no.....

Server: Rex was k**** by baby rhyno

New rhyno: where is my daddy?

Me: turn around

New rhyno: did I do dat......

Magaeneura in steriods.

Bruh so I was trying to tame this I shot it twice with a shotgun, it died

When you bully the real Rhyniognatha but the big brother comes (the ark Rhyniognatha)

Ah…. Remember when Ark had dinos

Make this dude pick up diplo with max amount of mounted players and you get ark special WW2 bomber plane

Ark when there voting. Dragon Fly on steroids? hell ya

To the guy who mentioned tarantula hawks you’re an absolute legend. I don't anyone who plays ark knows about these magnificent creatures that inspire our dinos. But yes tarantula hawk wasps are my favorite insects, they hunt only tarantulas, but yes they are quite an interesting creature, I have seen as they do there hunting and seeing how the rhynio hunts it is quite similar. But of course the taming is more of the similarity, I would have never figured out.

I love that the rhynio is classified as “mid game”

Bro these things have taken three of my pteras and like 37 survivors😭😭 these things suck and they r faster than like any other Dino tooooo so they js seek you out like an Apache attack helicopter

Pretty sure it’s the mother of that praying mantis I dismembered when I was five!!!

FATHER I REQUIRE GASOLINE

WHERE IS THE GASOLINE FATHER?

PROVIDE GASOLINE

I NEED IT

- Carchar, about to be killed by a Xenomorph insect

Ark devs: we are releasing a big bug that has God like strength.

Me: Giga of the skies!!!

Pov: Mosquitos on steroids be like

This looks like the thing i found when i was six and crapped myself and then discovered my worst phobia

Who else thought of the movie Aliens when they learned how they are born

Player when they see it:Umm Yeah let’s avoid that

Sinomacrops/Beelbezebufo when they see it:IS THAT A FLYING NUGGET FULL OF DELICIOUSNESS

Thedex: its very rare

It: hold my beer.

I see this mf every time I come out my house in Australia lucky i got me buff kangaroo in me backyard

So this is the thing that keeps running into my big window in my house