Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dev1: ark is boring now lets add something
Dev2: how about a butterfly?
Dev4: he just said it’s boring
Dev3: how about its giant
Dev1: and shoots rockets from its butt
Dev3: and walks on water
Dev2: touching gum: eew sticky
Dev1: yea itle be a gross tame like a reaper
Dev4: and have sticky resin
Dev3: with sap to craft
And with that a demon was born the reaper worse cousin
All right all right, someone HAS to make a song for it... I wrote the basilo song.
Im a giant bug doo doo
A giant bug doo doooo
You cannot tame me from the wild
No your dino must have a child
Oh oh
no no no
Oh oh
No no no no
I appear to those who cannot match my strength
For those who can I stay far away
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
I rule this part of town
Bring you gigas I don't care they'll die too
With you!
So just
Stay far
Far
Away from me
I like my yard without human footprints
So leave, or die
My reason for life
Is to
Attack
Helpless survivors
I will stick you in place while I Eat you
So go home NOW
Rhyniognatha song. Someone had to. I think it's pretty good.
To the guy who mentioned tarantula hawks you’re an absolute legend. I don't anyone who plays ark knows about these magnificent creatures that inspire our dinos. But yes tarantula hawk wasps are my favorite insects, they hunt only tarantulas, but yes they are quite an interesting creature, I have seen as they do there hunting and seeing how the rhynio hunts it is quite similar. But of course the taming is more of the similarity, I would have never figured out.