
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.
All right all right, someone HAS to make a song for it... I wrote the basilo song.
Im a giant bug doo doo
A giant bug doo doooo
You cannot tame me from the wild
No your dino must have a child
Oh oh
no no no
Oh oh
No no no no
I appear to those who cannot match my strength
For those who can I stay far away
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
I rule this part of town
Bring you gigas I don't care they'll die too
With you!
So just
Stay far
Far
Away from me
I like my yard without human footprints
So leave, or die
My reason for life
Is to
Attack
Helpless survivors
I will stick you in place while I Eat you
So go home NOW
Rhyniognatha song. Someone had to. I think it's pretty good.
I can see this being an egg thing grab one from the redwoods or Rocky’s where giga’s are, hatch and raise however it only eats rare flowers or mushrooms “spores from its time period” to raise breedable by far and hopefully keeping as many aspects to this original design I love it and voted for this guy woo ark!
I hope my brontosaurus wants gasoline cause I got tons of it
*wants gasoline*
Chug chug chug yeahhhhh
*wants giga egg*
Bruh-_-
Kaijumaster killed Wild giga level 1
tribe…
Also tribe 🪩🪩🪩🕺🕺🕺🕺💃💃💃💃
Here’s your giga egg
*wants element*
😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹 always wanted to fight the megapithacus
Here’s what’s left of the element for you
*wants exceptional kibble*
I don’t know how to make that
Looks up how to make it on Dododex
Ah hell na
My brontosaurus *puppy dog eyes*
Ah hell yea
*makes kibble*
Here you go
{80-100}
Let’s a go
*Wants quetzal egg*
😎 I already tamed 1
ARK your mega flap (quetzal) was killed by level one Dodo
Me on the outside😎vs me on the inside 😭😭😭
*Tames quetzal*
Here’s your quetzal egg
{100-100}
DONE!!!!!
*rhyinio jumps out of brontosaurus*
LETS GOOOOOO
*level 1 rhyinio*
🥲
My friend “I got a 150 and I didn’t even give it 1 craving”
Me *rage quit*
Me with my 105 level spino and a shot gun:I am ready to tame one of these mfs
*Enters swamps but sees nothing*
*turns around for home*
Mf 1: welcome
Mf2 : well well well
Mf 3-10: die
Me: aren't u guys rare...
My spino: *poops*
[Your spined t rex (spinosaurus) level 105 was killed by rhyognathas]
[You died]
Survivor: I’m sorry carchar your gonna die I impregnated you with a Rhyniognatha larvae
Carchar: what!?! Oh well I had a good run.. can I have some things before I go?
Survivor: of course it’s the least I can do, what do you want?
Carchar: umm hmm my own species eggs, battle tartar, a golden egg, some absorbent substrate and.. hmm gasoline.
Survivor: wait gasoline?.. why..
Carchar: I always wondered what it tastes like
Survivor: oh..kay.. umm but I don’t have a golden egg
Carchar: WHAT!! OH GUESS ILL JUST MAKE YOUR BABY WEAKER WITH MY STOMACH ACID HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
survivor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your carchar lvl 300 was killed by Rhyniognatha lvl >80<
Survivor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO