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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.
I can see this being an egg thing grab one from the redwoods or Rocky’s where giga’s are, hatch and raise however it only eats rare flowers or mushrooms “spores from its time period” to raise breedable by far and hopefully keeping as many aspects to this original design I love it and voted for this guy woo ark!
Survivor: I’m sorry carchar your gonna die I impregnated you with a Rhyniognatha larvae
Carchar: what!?! Oh well I had a good run.. can I have some things before I go?
Survivor: of course it’s the least I can do, what do you want?
Carchar: umm hmm my own species eggs, battle tartar, a golden egg, some absorbent substrate and.. hmm gasoline.
Survivor: wait gasoline?.. why..
Carchar: I always wondered what it tastes like
Survivor: oh..kay.. umm but I don’t have a golden egg
Carchar: WHAT!! OH GUESS ILL JUST MAKE YOUR BABY WEAKER WITH MY STOMACH ACID HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
survivor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your carchar lvl 300 was killed by Rhyniognatha lvl >80<
Survivor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m so tired,like why can’t wildcard make 3 creatures each year? Like,I understand that it’s a lot of work but like,I don’t like that they are only adding one creature per year,I want something to change for once,like imagine if the Razana,rhynognatha and the bastion beetle and other creatures,wouldn’t you agree?