Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.
My rex (juvenile): dad?
Me: yes?
Rex: will i have a kid if i grow up?
Me: maybe.
Rex (adult): [sees a male rhyno and k*** it]
Rex: ohh? What's this? Is lunch?
Rex: [eats]
Me: R U K Rex?
Rex: umm, yes.
Me: [sees female rhyno]
Rhyno: "sniff sniff", you my Boy....
Rex: huh?
Rhyno: [grabs rex]
Rex: "help me dad"
Rex: I told you I will have kids
Me: [gets memorial ready]
Rex: Oh! It's time!
Me: [sobs uncontrollably]
Rex: oh no.....
Server: Rex was k**** by baby rhyno
New rhyno: where is my daddy?
Me: turn around
New rhyno: did I do dat......
Dev1: ark is boring now lets add something
Dev2: how about a butterfly?
Dev4: he just said it’s boring
Dev3: how about its giant
Dev1: and shoots rockets from its butt
Dev3: and walks on water
Dev2: touching gum: eew sticky
Dev1: yea itle be a gross tame like a reaper
Dev4: and have sticky resin
Dev3: with sap to craft
And with that a demon was born the reaper worse cousin