Your average day in Australia.

Ark: let’s make a new animal

Worker: ok

Ark: let’s make it fly

Worker: ok

Ark: and spit acid

Worker: got it

Ark: and can land on water

Worker: check

Ark: and can fly underwater

Worker: this is getting out of hand

Ark: shush. And have three different types of acid

Worker: ok what types

Ark: rapid fire

Worker: ok

Ark: giant bombs

Worker: are you sure about this

Ark: be quiet. And did I mention that it can freeze other Dino’s and players

Worker: this thing is over powered

Ark: I know and the last acid spit is a guided missile

Worker: but sir

Ark: let me finish

Worker: ok

Ark: and pick up giant Dino’s and flyers

Worker: I’m so sorry players

Ark: I’m not finished and let’s call it the rhynio

Worker: is it tameable

Ark: yes

Worker: how do they tame it

Ark: you have to kill the rhynio and grab a little ball thing and feed it to your Dino but before you do you have to find another one and trap it and get its health down to ten percent and then it will impregnate you’re Dino

Worker: oh my goodness

Ark: shh and then your Dino will have cravings that could be almost anything

Like a giga egg

Worker: are you done

Ark: no. And when it’s ready it explodes your Dino and it’s yours

Worker: these players are going to suffer

Ark: no there fine

Worker: ok. But are you sure you want to do this

Ark: positive

Worker: ok. And done now when I click this button it will kick everyone out of the game

Ark: do it

Worker: ok

Player 1: noooo

*Logs back in lost island*

Player1: what the heck is that

Player 2: ark made a new Dino cool

Player1 has died

Player 2 has died

Player1s argy has died

Player2s argy has died

Player1s Rex has died

Player2s Rex has died

Player1s wyvern has died

Player2s wyvern has died

Player1s rock golem has died

Player2s dodo has died

Player2: now you’ve done it

Player1: uh oh that thing is dead now

Wild rhynio1 has died

Wild rhynio2 has died

Wild rhynio 3 has died

Wild rhynio4 has died

Wild rhynio 5 has died

Worker: I feel like dodos are more powerful then the rhynio

The end

New bug: *gets added to the game*

My beelzebufo: you're about to be the best cementing paste the world has ever seen

When this mf pulls up in my desert base:

HANS, GET ZE FLAMETHROWER!

This is how I explain Wasps to my parents

Poor beach bobs on pvp if some guy tamed this.

It can carry a reaper but not a ravager…

What my friends at school think a moth is

So this is on the map called Australia?

First the reaper queen now this bug from Australia…

Huh so this is on the map called Florida

Me trying to tame this thing looks on dododex*

😵‍💫😮

It’s a bug. That’s it

I don’t remember these in shrek swamp maybe my eyesight is bad

My favourite encounter was my first

I was flying through the swamp on my pt found a low quality diamond bug tried killing it but it flew away into the woods never to be seen again

This is how I explain cockroaches to my parents

Behold the Land Lobster. You can never OVER prepare for this encounter, and be ready to see an ALIENS-type birth out of your Dino when hatching one. Does it remind anyone else of the Reaper from Subnautica?

The average mosquito in Australia !!!!!!!!!

It says that this guy can only fit through behemoth gateways. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT THEY ADDED A FRICKING BUG-ZILLA TO ARK?!!!

How to tame Rhyniognatha:

First fly Australia (where you think you will giant bug)

Second get some pesticides

Third spray it will became unconscious

Forth do the fortnite emote

That how you tame Rhyniognatha