My rex (juvenile): dad?

Me: yes?

Rex: will i have a kid if i grow up?

Me: maybe.

Rex (adult): [sees a male rhyno and k*** it]

Rex: ohh? What's this? Is lunch?

Rex: [eats]

Me: R U K Rex?

Rex: umm, yes.

Me: [sees female rhyno]

Rhyno: "sniff sniff", you my Boy....

Rex: huh?

Rhyno: [grabs rex]

Rex: "help me dad"

Rex: I told you I will have kids

Me: [gets memorial ready]

Rex: Oh! It's time!

Me: [sobs uncontrollably]

Rex: oh no.....

Server: Rex was k**** by baby rhyno

New rhyno: where is my daddy?

Me: turn around

New rhyno: did I do dat......