Me: Dave, go kill that bug.

Dave my ferox: My patience is as limited as this Element, I am not going near that thing.

Please read These Tips with an austrailian accent 👍🏻

If you See One of these demons, Follow this simple steps:

1-Fly away

2-Fly away faster

3-Dont look back

4-Keep flying

5-Find some rexes lvl 150

6-Tame them

7-level up 100 levels

8-Kill The Flying Demon

Dev1: ark is boring now lets add something

Dev2: how about a butterfly?

Dev4: he just said it’s boring

Dev3: how about its giant

Dev1: and shoots rockets from its butt

Dev3: and walks on water

Dev2: touching gum: eew sticky

Dev1: yea itle be a gross tame like a reaper

Dev4: and have sticky resin

Dev3: with sap to craft

And with that a demon was born the reaper worse cousin

Magaeneura in steriods.

Your average Ohio mosquito and helicopter

To the guy who mentioned tarantula hawks you’re an absolute legend. I don't anyone who plays ark knows about these magnificent creatures that inspire our dinos. But yes tarantula hawk wasps are my favorite insects, they hunt only tarantulas, but yes they are quite an interesting creature, I have seen as they do there hunting and seeing how the rhynio hunts it is quite similar. But of course the taming is more of the similarity, I would have never figured out.

When you bully the real Rhyniognatha but the big brother comes (the ark Rhyniognatha)

Me: What’s that?

That: A huge bug that can carry almost anything kills all your tames and impregnates your dino.

Me: Oh snap.

Ah…. Remember when Ark had dinos

Make this dude pick up diplo with max amount of mounted players and you get ark special WW2 bomber plane

Ark when there voting. Dragon Fly on steroids? hell ya

I see this mf every time I come out my house in Australia lucky i got me buff kangaroo in me backyard

Me with my 105 level spino and a shot gun:I am ready to tame one of these mfs

*Enters swamps but sees nothing*

*turns around for home*

Mf 1: welcome

Mf2 : well well well

Mf 3-10: die

Me: aren't u guys rare...

My spino: *poops*

[Your spined t rex (spinosaurus) level 105 was killed by rhyognathas]

[You died]

I love that the rhynio is classified as “mid game”

Ark devs: we are releasing a big bug that has God like strength.

Me: Giga of the skies!!!

Pretty sure it’s the mother of that praying mantis I dismembered when I was five!!!

Player when they see it:Umm Yeah let’s avoid that

Sinomacrops/Beelbezebufo when they see it:IS THAT A FLYING NUGGET FULL OF DELICIOUSNESS

Pov: Mosquitos on steroids be like

I hope my brontosaurus wants gasoline cause I got tons of it

*wants gasoline*

Chug chug chug yeahhhhh

*wants giga egg*

Bruh-_-

Kaijumaster killed Wild giga level 1

tribe…

Also tribe 🪩🪩🪩🕺🕺🕺🕺💃💃💃💃

Here’s your giga egg

*wants element*

😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹 always wanted to fight the megapithacus

Here’s what’s left of the element for you

*wants exceptional kibble*

I don’t know how to make that

Looks up how to make it on Dododex

Ah hell na

My brontosaurus *puppy dog eyes*

Ah hell yea

*makes kibble*

Here you go

{80-100}

Let’s a go

*Wants quetzal egg*

😎 I already tamed 1

ARK your mega flap (quetzal) was killed by level one Dodo

Me on the outside😎vs me on the inside 😭😭😭

*Tames quetzal*

Here’s your quetzal egg

{100-100}

DONE!!!!!

*rhyinio jumps out of brontosaurus*

LETS GOOOOOO

*level 1 rhyinio*

🥲

My friend “I got a 150 and I didn’t even give it 1 craving”

Me *rage quit*