We are venom

When the reaper comes out of your belly, you Need to consume reaper poisons from Dead Queens...

Does that mean the Queens produce baby oil?

I once was going to a cave with my cousin who was new to ark they kept attacking my pt Uber so I told them to stop or I’d show them a reaper they then stopped rampaging our Uber delivery

The wiki says that it is not tameable,

Also says it's rideable

I know this might be impossible, but imagine if you got a alpha during the gestation and attain the alpha and then you have an alpha so technically another thing can you get two out of one so that’s my question

Im a Reaper, Arks Grim Reaper

Impregnating people like al-quaeda

Im not a creature that’ll eat you

But I’ll leave you pregnant

(creeper rap song)

If Rockwell is the ruler of Abberation, he made the reaper... Man when Rockwell was still a human, not only was he a flora biologist, but he was a... uh... a sexual predator. Dear lord.

My friend tamed a level 140 reaper and it had good stats you know but it could not carrying 500 lb

Baby Reaper: Dad how did u and mom meet.

Me: U don't want to know ask your mom

Baby Reaper: OK

Baby Reaper: Mom how'd u and dad meet

Reaper Queen: He tried to kill me with a lantern pug and I impregnated him

Baby Reaper: What!

Wow... just WOW umm... what whent through the devs head when they where making the giga of aberration at least the giga only costs you your shocking tranq darts but this... well this costs you your sanity AND you dignity and sorry for misspelling auto correct won’t work

Reaper: kills all my creatures

Me: that’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen

Person: A Reaper Queen and I had sex

Me: What do you mean you both had sex? At best she had sex with you

How to become a reaper queen or king?

Get a sword and slice a dodo

Then, roast it on a campfire

Finally, eat it’s body and laugh viciously

Noob: Ooohh what this? Reaper: Roarr! Noob: Yeets a stone. Reaper: Grrr! Noob: Keeps shooting stones. Reaper: Glows pink Noob: Ohh pretty! Reaper: Picks up noob. Noob: What are u doing what are you AaAAAAHHHH!!! Reaper: Hehe. Noob: Wut da heck. *Two hours pass* AHHHH HELP MEEE IT'S BURSTIN' OUTTA MA CHEST! *Baby reaper pops out of his chest* Noob: Awww cute! Baby reaper: REEEEE! *Latches onto his face* And that's how Noob died.

One day, there was an underground survivor named Bob. When Bob is level 89, he is trying to craft his own Hover Skiff but he needs more Black Pearls. In the middle of searching he found a glowing red yellow eye in a cave in front of him. When he enters the cave.....

*reaper apears*

Shinehorn: nyeh whatever

Friend: GOD SAVE US

Me: SWEET MOTHER HELANA DIVINE SAVE US YOU MEAN

Reaper: child come here i will (redacted)

Me: NO

SCP FOUNDATION: ANAMLY DETECTED

Wait a f*cking minute the queen impregnates you not the kings and if we are male does it come out of our front oh god. Finds out we have a invisable c section

What if we talk about the fact that the baby poops out of your belly

Reaper: tail spin

The other dinos getting flung to their death: wEEEeeeEEeeEEEee

What is this tame I Have to get pregnant whatt😭