Baby Reaper: Dad how did u and mom meet.
Me: U don't want to know ask your mom
Baby Reaper: OK
Baby Reaper: Mom how'd u and dad meet
Reaper Queen: He tried to kill me with a lantern pug and I impregnated him
Baby Reaper: What!
Imagine asking a logics teacher that a male got pregnant lol
I’m surprised that the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for knocking you up violently
Hmm I wonder what went threw the ark devs mind when they created this.
If the queen impregnates you than aren’t you the reaper king?🤔
So I was going to get a reaper after reading it could impregnate you I thought I would never run into it.
I was in a spawnspot. That was close to my 2nd base. I JUST WANTED SOME WOOD
Me: okay next on list to get the tame every tamable Dino on an ark is a reaper. I tamed a giga by flying and using infinite tranqs and shoving food into its big mouth how could this be hard?
Me trying to tame it: WHAT THE FU-
I’m surprised that the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for violating knocking you up.
I’m surprised the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for r a p i n g you
Hmm I wonder what went the the ark devs mind when they created this.