So first she kills my tames, impregnates me against my will, then she doesn’t even pay for the diapers or child support

Me: fighting a reaper queen when I see her back glowing so I go towards her to see what is happening

Reaper queen: stabs me

Me: AAAAAAAAAAA SHE IS GOING TO KILL ME

Reaper queen: runs away thinking (haha he is now impregnated against his will)

And that my child is how I met your mother

I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral

(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)

- The one and only HazmatGaming209

If you search Xenomorph it pulls up the reaper lol

So does it pay child support or...?

This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a player😂😂😂

Fun fact when it picks you up it’s not going to yeet you it does something else…

Axolotlking

I was on the toylet reading this

Once the reaper queen impregnated me I was thinking if I wanted a boy or a girl popping out of my mangina

Pain isn't weakness leaving the body.

Pain is your newly acquired mutant child bursting through your chest as it's form of birth.

And I thought human pregnancies were terrifying

Kid you don’t want to know how I met your mother

Me: yes, I will finally stack my XP by killing this reaper queen!

Me thinking: ( she is at 1/4 heath, lemme get my magnifying glass and make sure.

(Gets really close)

Me: okay here we go

Reaper queen: Oh yes child come here I have a gift for u

Me: what did u say

Reaper queen: COME CLOSER CHILD

Me: what.. what.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Reaper queen: YOU WILL HAVE MY CHILD!

5 year later

Me: Honey, I’m back. OH MY GOD, COOLDUD63 HOW COULD YOU!! HOW MANY OTHER PLAYERS HAVE YOU IMPREGNATED QUEEN

Reaper queen: The entire server

10 years later

Me: queen I need the child support, we’re struggling here

Lol please up this so everybody can see, I worked hard on this, thx 4 reading

On aberration, no one can hear you scream.

I just got impregnated 3:00 mins ago and then the power went out. Will I still be impregnated when I get back on?

Getting kicked in the balls still hurts more

Than giving birth to a demon

Law and order: special victims unit

Xenomorph y’all know what I mean

-Axolotl king

when your playing with your friends and hear a loud scream and then a death message

Basically a cycle?

Find reaper (or it finds you)

Get naked and basically kill it until it starts glowing purple

Go up to it as it sniffs you to make sure you don't have aids

get baby

mother runs away and you never see her again

birth baby

raise baby

repeat

REAPER AWWW MAAAN

..........I should leave