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This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a player😂😂😂

I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209

When a zenmorph has sex with a giga

I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I feel like a rapper I am a player yah don’t cross me or I going to make a bed for two hope you in joy I loved this big MONSTER you get in my way I will rap your butt yah

Law and order: special victims unit

So does it pay child support or...?

Bulbpet: I ran out of battery
Me:ok we'll stop here.
Reaper queen: hello,
How are you?

Don’t bring a dodo up there with you it will die :( I found that out the hard way. 😭😭😭

Once the reaper queen impregnated me I was thinking if I wanted a boy or a girl popping out of my mangina

I wonder to say hi to the reaper queen she was about to make birth the kids were adorable for a present I found a sheep I killed the sheep I dragged the sheep the was a feast.are you still reading

REAPER AWWW MAAAN

..........I should leave

If you walk through the dark alley it will ...

Reaper, Reaper, from the floor,

Reaper, Reaper, roar roar roar

Reaper Reaper, die die die

Reaper Reaper now ur ded

Pain isn't weakness leaving the body.

Pain is your newly acquired mutant child bursting through your chest as it's form of birth.

And I thought human pregnancies were terrifying

It f*cked me 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 plz hlp

Me: turns my bulb dog off
Reaper: surprise MOTHER F**KER
Me:shit
Reaper: GOTTIE

I I wanted a reaper but not to be well...... so I stole a spare reaper from my tribe but well it was a queen so now I’m a dad I guess or a mom you know what I don’t know

Just a tip when you hear weird noises in a dark cave with weird stuff on the walls learn from my mistake DON’T GO IN

Im a Reaper, Arks Grim Reaper
Impregnating people like al-quaeda
Im not a creature that’ll eat you
But I’ll leave you pregnant
(creeper rap song)