Is it bad that I got ****** by a reaper?

I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral

(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)

- The one and only HazmatGaming209

This Creature is all I can find on tinder nothing else.

I need mental help

So does it pay child support or...?

This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a player😂😂😂

Once the reaper queen impregnated me I was thinking if I wanted a boy or a girl popping out of my mangina

On aberration, no one can hear you scream.

Pain isn't weakness leaving the body.

Pain is your newly acquired mutant child bursting through your chest as it's form of birth.

And I thought human pregnancies were terrifying

You:trying to tame a reaper

Ravagers: and I took that personally

Getting kicked in the balls still hurts more

Than giving birth to a demon

Law and order: special victims unit

Me: yes, I will finally stack my XP by killing this reaper queen!

Me thinking: ( she is at 1/4 heath, lemme get my magnifying glass and make sure.

(Gets really close)

Me: okay here we go

Reaper queen: Oh yes child come here I have a gift for u

Me: what did u say

Reaper queen: COME CLOSER CHILD

Me: what.. what.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Reaper queen: YOU WILL HAVE MY CHILD!

5 year later

Me: Honey, I’m back. OH MY GOD, COOLDUD63 HOW COULD YOU!! HOW MANY OTHER PLAYERS HAVE YOU IMPREGNATED QUEEN

Reaper queen: The entire server

10 years later

Me: queen I need the child support, we’re struggling here

Lol please up this so everybody can see, I worked hard on this, thx 4 reading

That one ARK player be like:ah, yes my ship reaper Queen x player is done.

If someone reads this and makes this a thing…

I got my eye on you…

I got a pink reaper named toast.

Me: oo free xp les goo

Also me: try to kill*

Reaper queen: roses r red, violets r blue, my bed has room for 2

Me: uh nty ima kill u now-

Reaper queen: you have no choice. *sniff sniffy sniff*

Me:what-

Reaper queen: *YOINK*

Me:wait wha- AAAAA WHAT R U DOUNG TO ME STOP AAAAAAAA

Reaper queen: good luck with a kid I’m not paying child support. *burrows away*

Me: w h a t. T h e. H a y. J u s t. H a p p e n e d.

Also me:AAAAAAAAAA HELPP!!!

Baby reaper: N O M

And that’s how I died.

Reaper: I fear no man, but those, things..

All the light pets: U gunna dai

Reaper: They scare me.

My first child! A demon baby!

when your playing with your friends and hear a loud scream and then a death message

REAPER AWWW MAAAN

..........I should leave

REAPER AWWW MAAAN

..........I should leave