What we’re the devs thinking when they added these in, the heck ark

REAPER AWWW MAAAN

..........I should leave

5 minutes ago i was going to let a small reaper free out of my body,left items and filler my whole body with meat. When i got inside a room for my baby,somehow nameless spawned inside it and killed me a 1 second before giving birth... Any clue how to kill myself most painfull way?

Bola your level 1 tribemate and leg it like a Pego who has stolen a rifle.

When you try to out pizza the hut

Pragnent woman: ugh it's sucks to be pragnent also the pain when you give birth
Ark players who have reaper in them:I feel something is eating me alive

Me: turns my bulb dog off
Reaper: surprise MOTHER F**KER
Me:shit
Reaper: GOTTIE

I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209

When an Xenomorph has sex with a Rex

So does it pay child support or...?

Once the reaper queen impregnated me I was thinking if I wanted a boy or a girl popping out of my mangina

When you turn off your flash pets
Reapers:I’m going to end this whole mans career

Reaper queen more like raper queen

Yes really

Pain isn't weakness leaving the body.

Pain is your newly acquired mutant child bursting through your chest as it's form of birth.

And I thought human pregnancies were terrifying

Reaper aw man. So we back in abberation...

(Thanks tik tik)
*Reaper* roses are red violets are blue my bed has room for two

*Me*No thanks

*Reaper* you have no choice

Uhh, why, just why, what kind of drugs where the devs on?! You have to let it “Impregnate you”?! WHY, JUST WHY!!!!!!!?!??,?????!?!?

when your playing with your friends and hear a loud scream and then a death message

The best way way to kill these things is with fire

Me: yes, I will finally stack my XP by killing this reaper queen!
Me thinking: ( she is at 1/4 heath, lemme get my magnifying glass and make sure.
(Gets really close)
Me: okay here we go
Reaper queen: Oh yes child come here I have a gift for u
Me: what did u say
Reaper queen: COME CLOSER CHILD
Me: what.. what.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reaper queen: YOU WILL HAVE MY CHILD!
5 year later
Me: Honey, I’m back. OH MY GOD, COOLDUD63 HOW COULD YOU!! HOW MANY OTHER PLAYERS HAVE YOU IMPREGNATED QUEEN
Reaper queen: The entire server
10 years later
Me: queen I need the child support, we’re struggling here
Lol please up this so everybody can see, I worked hard on this, thx 4 reading