It f*cked me 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 plz hlp

I I wanted a reaper but not to be well...... so I stole a spare reaper from my tribe but well it was a queen so now I’m a dad I guess or a mom you know what I don’t know

This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a player😂😂😂

Just a tip when you hear weird noises in a dark cave with weird stuff on the walls learn from my mistake DON’T GO IN

My friend said ot was ok then it scared the living daylights out of me

Law and order: special victims unit

This species queen is like the alien except she lets you leave

I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209

REAPER AWWW MAAAN

..........I should leave

So does it pay child support or...?

Once the reaper queen impregnated me I was thinking if I wanted a boy or a girl popping out of my mangina

Me: turns my bulb dog off
Reaper: surprise MOTHER F**KER
Me:shit
Reaper: GOTTIE

I am 9 and I play ark...... the worst mistake in my life was going to abberation cuz of giant crabs and snakes........ instead I found this

I love abberation it’s amazing
Reaper not for long
It’s so.... WTF why is thing impregnating me I’m not even a woman

So ur looking at ur juvenile reaper that u raised without gland ur like AWW ITS SO CUTE!!!Then u remember it killed u 20000000 times

It just impregnates you and leaves you. It’s a gold digger.

Get pregnant with the queen let her in side you

Pain isn't weakness leaving the body.

Pain is your newly acquired mutant child bursting through your chest as it's form of birth.

And I thought human pregnancies were terrifying

When you try to out pizza the hut

Reaper aww man

So we back in the caves got are bulb dogs giving us light giving us light


A reaper comes out and kills me kills me


F***k this s**t everyone with there raxes but my tribe gota a reaper oh no it's donald Trump lets go back into the cave and hide hide hide


I'm sorry ill leave now