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Jokes and funny moments about the Reaper from ARK players.

I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god…

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If the queen impregnates you than aren’t you the reaper king?🤔

This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a player😂😂😂

Me: yes, I will finally stack my XP by killing this reaper queen!

Me thinking: ( she is at 1/4 heath, lemme get my magnifying glass and make sure.

(Gets really close)

Me: okay here we go

Reaper queen: Oh yes child come here I have a gift for u

Me: what did u say

Reaper…

Pain isn't weakness leaving the body.

Pain is your newly acquired mutant child bursting through your chest as it's form of birth.

And I thought human pregnancies were terrifying

when your playing with your friends and hear a loud scream and then a death message

So first she kills my tames, impregnates me against my will, then she doesn’t even pay for the diapers or child support

Getting kicked in the balls still hurts more

Than giving birth to a demon

This goes through a reaper queens head" oh I'm about to die. I'll get this persion pregnent!"

Oh, and there are no painkillers for this kind of pregnancy. There are no hands to break and you can't blame the impregnater because she's several thousand feet underground laughing at the pain you are going through.

This thing knocked me up and didn't even buy me dinner first...

Reaper: I fear no man, but those, things..

All the light pets: U gunna dai

Reaper: They scare me.