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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Wow... just WOW umm... what whent through the devs head when they where making the giga of aberration at least the giga only costs you your shocking tranq darts but this... well this costs you your sanity AND you dignity and sorry for misspelling auto correct wonβt work
More Reaper Funny Tips
I'd like to file a divorce and I'll need a lawyer
On aberration, no one can hear you scream.
Survivor: DIE FOWL BEAST!!!
Reaper: Lmao, Iβll slow him down with my child
The question isn't: How strong can we make a reaper army? It's: Aight, who's gonna get impregnated?
I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209
Now kids, Iβm going to tell you about the βfacts of life...β
This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a playerπππ
Wait a f*cking minute the queen impregnates you not the kings and if we are male does it come out of our front oh god. Finds out we have a invisable c section
Oodaboos here with a tip for admins spawn in a level one billion tamed then bipity bopity the servers your property
Oodaboos here with a tip for admins spawn in a level one billion tamed then bipity bopity the servers your property