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Jokes and funny moments about the Reaper from ARK players.

Im a Reaper, Arks Grim Reaper

Impregnating people like al-quaeda

Im not a creature that’ll eat you

But I’ll leave you pregnant

(creeper rap song)

If Rockwell is the ruler of Abberation, he made the reaper... Man when Rockwell was still a human, not only was he a flora biologist, but he was a... uh... a sexual predator. Dear lord.

Why evrybody gave birth to reaper? Go to adoption centre and adopt one. It's easier everything you must do it's just sign some papers

Wow... just WOW umm... what whent through the devs head when they where making the giga of aberration at least the giga only costs you your shocking tranq darts but this... well this costs you your sanity AND you dignity and sorry for misspelling auto correct won’t work

Reaper: kills all my creatures

Me: that’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen

Player 1: Let me do the final boss

Player 1: *dies*

Player 1: so let's up my game

*Gmsummon Reaper_Character_BP_C 2000000000.

Game crashes.

Player 1: welp at least I saved with my other dinos.

Save deletes.

Player 1: aw come on.

Rage quits.

I once was going to a cave with my cousin who was new to ark they kept attacking my pt Uber so I told them to stop or I’d show them a reaper they then stopped rampaging our Uber delivery

Baby Reaper: Dad how did u and mom meet.

Me: U don't want to know ask your mom

Baby Reaper: OK

Baby Reaper: Mom how'd u and dad meet

Reaper Queen: He tried to kill me with a lantern pug and I impregnated him

Baby Reaper: What!

Person: A Reaper Queen and I had sex

Me: What do you mean you both had sex? At best she had sex with you

One day, there was an underground survivor named Bob. When Bob is level 89, he is trying to craft his own Hover Skiff but he needs more Black Pearls. In the middle of searching he found a glowing red yellow eye in a cave in front of him. When he enters the cave.....

Noob: Ooohh what this? Reaper: Roarr! Noob: Yeets a stone. Reaper: Grrr! Noob: Keeps shooting stones. Reaper: Glows pink Noob: Ohh pretty! Reaper: Picks up noob. Noob: What are u doing what are you AaAAAAHHHH!!! Reaper: Hehe. Noob: Wut da heck. *Two hours pass* AHHHH HELP MEEE…

Wait a f*cking minute the queen impregnates you not the kings and if we are male does it come out of our front oh god. Finds out we have a invisable c section

What if we talk about the fact that the baby poops out of your belly

My friend tamed a level 140 reaper and it had good stats you know but it could not carrying 500 lb

*reaper apears*

Shinehorn: nyeh whatever

Friend: GOD SAVE US

Me: SWEET MOTHER HELANA DIVINE SAVE US YOU MEAN

Reaper: child come here i will (redacted)

Me: NO

SCP FOUNDATION: ANAMLY DETECTED

Bruh why does it have to impregnate you that is the most funny thing ive seen all day lmao

So me and my friend were trying to get a reaper queen to rape us, However my friend had done it before and I hadn't done it ever because reapers weren't on my must-tame list, So when we get it to a small amount of health left I accidentally jumped in front of it…

Imagine getting a lot of reaper queens somehow to attack a tribe and impregnate all of them imagine the chaos