What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
Is it bad that I got ****** by a reaper?
Don’t bring a dodo up there with you it will die :( I found that out the hard way. 😭😭😭
I typed xenomorph and this showed up I love this app
You do not sussy reaper.
Reaper sussies you.
Uhh, why, just why, what kind of drugs where the devs on?! You have to let it “Impregnate you”?! WHY, JUST WHY!!!!!!!?!??,?????!?!?
I don’t think the reaper queen got tested I’m positive…
Roses are red violets are blue oh I’m half dead guess I’ll just rape you
I love abberation it’s amazing
Reaper not for long
It’s so.... WTF why is thing impregnating me I’m not even a woman
Reaper aw man. So we back in abberation...
Are you sure this is a raptor?
I was on the toylet reading this
I was a good mum... I taught him how to ride a bike, be nice, how not to eat my face off... but he found out he was adopted and ran off back to his true home... cried for the next week or so... then he attacked me so I shot him
I don't think I woke up this morning and said "You know what.... I'm going to get pregnant today" I do not recall that.
It f*cked me 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 plz hlp
A level 200 reaper full imprint can solo the megapiticus
Reaper:.I fear no man but those things
Featherlight and all of the others:WERE GONNA MURDUR U IN UR SLEEP
Reaper:they scare me
Pls up this I get no ups
AxolTheHellFireAxolotle
Reaper Queen:COME HERE LITTLE BOY!!
Me:*Doimain expansion*
Reaper Queen:WHAT THE-
Me:and I’m not lettting u give me a baby CAUSE IMMA MAN
Reaper Queen: I want a child....
Me: *Sees Reaper Queen*
Reaper Queen: Do you want to explode?!
When the reaper comes out of your belly, you Need to consume reaper poisons from Dead Queens...
Does that mean the Queens produce baby oil?
Awesome chestburster guy who is a lobster 🦞